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Country profile - Azerbaijan
  • Azerbaijan is a country in the Caucasus, bordered in the north by Russia, in the west by Armenia, the Lake Van and Kurdistan, in the south by Iran and in the east by the Caspian Sea.

    History
    Split between Persia (now Iran) and Russia since the Treaty of Gulistan in 1813, Azerbaijan would be reunited, reconquered and restablished in less than one hundred years. Having had enough on the ineffective Qajar rule and Russian influence, Persian Azeri leader Mirza Kuchak Khan, a low level commander from the 1909 Constitutional movement, launched in 1915 the Jangal Movement in the forest of Gilan, an islamic movement that asked then for autonomy, not separatism and justice ; when the Great European War started, the Ottomans saw the opportunity of an islamic revolt, even if it was Shia, on the rearguard of Russian Caucasus ; Azerbaijan became a battleground between Russians and Ottomans, resulting in a Russian occupation of northern Persia, the spreading of revolt throughout the country and the radicalization and funding of the Jangalis, that took a step further on 30 March 1920 by proclaiming an independent Islamic Republic of Azerbaijan in Rasht, bent on liberating both Persian and Russian Azerbaijans ; Persian loyalist troops, led by Brigadier General Reza Khan, were defeated, their commander killed, by trying to quell down the revolt ; Russian evacuation and defeat in the Great European War allowed Mirza Kuchak Khan to spread the Azeri revolt into Russia, while taking part in the Persian Civil War.

    In the Caucasus, the Azeris had to fight on four fronts : against the Russian Empire, Russian communists who had proclaimed their own commune in Baku, and Armenians over the Armenian enclave of Upper Karabakh. Baku was conquered in 1922 after a long siege against the communists, while Armenians were able the secure Upper Karabakh thanks to Allied support. In Persia, prospects for a total victory were stopped after the British occupation and protectorate over Southern Persia, defeating Azeri and islamic rebels in front of Tehran in 1924. Acknowleding the prospect of further chaos in the Caucasus, the Treaty of the Ten Powers recognized the independence of Azerbaijan in 1925, reuniting at once the two provinces.

    Mirza Kuchak Khan had been a good revolutionary leader, but he was unable to reconciliate Persian Azeris who called for a true islamic theocracy, respectful of the sha’ria, Russian Azeris who longed for western-style democracy and Turanist ideologues, inspired by Enver Pasha’s New Order, who saw the Azeris as ethnic Turks who had to be reunited with their brothers. The first President would be overthrown by Samadbey Mehmandar, a former Russian General, in 1927, who achieved an agreement with the democrats by signing a Constitution four years later. Wanting to use the oils of Baku to develop his young country, Mehmandar tried to appease the Turanists by studying an offer for unification by the Ottomans in 1933 that was staunchly refused by the Shia clergy, as he had expected, nevertheless entering into a mutual partnership with the Ottomans. Isolated from the Great Powers, surrounded by hostile Armenia and Kurdistan, the first Republic of Azerbaijan would be swiftly overwhelmed by the Russian Army during the Russian invasion of northern Persia, its capital Rasht being occupied on 8 January 1936, ending the first phase of Azerbaijan’s existence.

    Now entirely under Russian yoke, Azerbaijan would suffer from the Three Russias Policy ; independentism and political islam were thoroughly repressed, the Azeri language was converted to the Cyrillic script and if Tabriz and Baku would benefit from the development of the Baku oil works from their modernization in 1948 . Revolts occurred in 1945-1946, during the Russian-Ottoman War, in 1969 against Russification policies and in 1982 against Iranian recognition of the border. In this context of repression, islamist theories would take their hold over Azerbaijan, as political Islam and theocracy would be seen as the only steps that would allow the Azeris to regain their freedom.

    History and literature teacher Abulfaz Elchibey, cofounder of the nationalist and islamist Azeri Popular Front, was elected Mayor of Baku in 1987 in an upset, and began to speak overtly for Azeri independence, managing to form a broad nationalist front ; the return to power of Mikhail Gorbachev in Moscow led the government to crack down on Azeri islamists, outlawing the more radical parties who had allied with Elchibey in 1990. The move only led Elchibey to go into exile in Ankara and the rabiest members of his coalition to form a guerilla in the Karabakh and the Lesser Caucasus, targeting Russian and Armenian civilians and installations ; Armenia launched a series of counter-terrorist operations in cooperation with Russia against the Azeri insurgents. The Vladivostok terrorist attack in 1994 changed everything : the backlash from Russian civilians and the spread of anti-Muslim pogroms throughout Russia radicalized further the wider Azeri population, allowing Elchibey to return in triumph and to proclaim, in the anarchy that Russia was then, from Baku, the second Islamic Republic of Azerbaijan, on 12 May 1994.

    The declaration of independence resulted on immediate declaration of war from Russia and Armenia, the latter fearing for the Karabakh, but also from the Ottoman Empire, who had not renounced their Turanist views, and Iran, who pursued their irrendentist dreams. Elchibey had to fight the Turanists from within, taking a backseat as Prime Minister, leaving Shia cleric and guerillero Sadegh Khalkhali as President, leaving him in charge of the theocratic aspects of the new republic. As Azerbaijan became a battleground for four powers, all focused on overtaking the Baku oil fields, the former terrorist groups formed the nucleus of the newly established Azeri Army, with volunteers flowing from the extended diaspora. If the Azeri Army was able to succesfully defend against Russia, Armenia and the Ottoman Empire, it proved no match for the Iranian Army, that managed to bomb and cripple the oil field installations of Baku ; in 1997, Elchibey concluded an alliance with Iran, as the country recongized the independence of Azerbaijan but received exclusive rights for the exploitation of oil and natural gas within the fighting country. With Iranian help, the Azeris were able to roll back the Russians while having to settle for the Armenian occupation of the Karabakh ; on 13 July 1999, the Conference of Baghdad, apart from Iranian gains in Central Asia, saw the independence of Azerbaijan internationally recognized ; Elchibey’s main goal had been fulfilled but in a broken way, as Azerbaijan was now an Iranian puppet and that the Karabakh was firmly under Armenia.

    Elchibey died in 2000 and was succeeded by Field Marshal Rovshan Javad, Chief of Staff of the Army during the Independence War, while Khalkhali passed in 2003, and was succeeded by Grand Mufti Allahshukur Pashazadeh. Radicals from the days of Russian oppression and veterans from the Independence War still felt restless about the situation with Armenia, and Javad was killed in a military coup on 2007 by a clique of young officers, that included Lieutenant Colonel Ramil Safarov, a hero and suspected war criminal. Safarov was inclined into rabid anti-Armenian propaganda, taking advantage of pro-democratic demonstrations to expel Armenian nationals and declaring twice war against Armenia, first in 2016, that ended in statu quo ante after an Armenian strategic victory, and after the beginning of the Second War of Mesopotamia in 2020, on the side of the Hashemite Empire ; after the Wuchang Pneumonia and under Iranian pressure, hostilies stopped between both countries but Prime Minister Safarov has promised that before 2030, a referendum about integration into Iran would take place.

    Political situation
    The Second Republic of Azerbaijan, since its independence, is an unitary presidential islamic republic, claiming to represent “all Azeri believers throughout the world within the land of Whole Azerbaijan”, having claimed control over the Karabakh area. Giving citizenship to both nationals of proven Azeri ascendance (not including ethnic Armenians and Russians) and members of the diaspora, it is a theocratic islamic republic, with half of the Consultative Assembly (Majlis) being filled by Shia clerics, the sha’ria serving as the frame for law enforcement (with blasphemy, homosexuality, prostitution, kidnapping, murder, rape, counterfeiting, consumption of alcohol being punishable by death, making Azerbaijan one of the countries with one of the highest execution rates in the world) and Allashukur Pashazadeh, Grand Mufti of the Caucasus, serving as head of state with the title of Grand Mufti. As such, political parties are forbidden and only observant Shias are allowed to serve as public officials.

    Since the 2007 military coup, Azerbaijan has been a military dictatorship, with the Consultative Assembly being reduced to a mere symbolic role and the executive and legislative decisions being undertaken by a camarilla of officers nicknamed as the Young Azeris. The leader is the current Prime Minister, Ramil Safarov ; a volunteer at only 17 in the Azeri Independence War, Safarov climbed the ranks of the Army, finishing the war as a Lieutenant Colonel (although he has since become Field Marshal) ; he is suspected of various war crimes while serving on the battlefield against Armenia, most notably of having personally tortured and executed with an axe captured Armenian officers, in violation of the Geneva Conventions. In 14 years of rule, Safarov, a fundamentalist, has also conducted pyrist policies, calling on irrendentist sentiments, declaring war twice on Armenia, conducting pharaonic building projects in Baku and Tabriz and persecuting Armenian and Russian minorities. Internationally, Safarov has been considered as an unhinged leader, with stories circulating about his personal torture of opposants, leading a dissolute lifestyle that had been outlawed by the laws of the Republic, and being on the payroll of the Azeri and Iranian mobs. Others consider him as an useful idiot for Tehran, having agreed to Iranian economic exploitation along with accepting the idea of a referendum on Iranian integration, on the same model than Afghanistan or Mesopotamia.

    Population, social situation
    One of the few countries in the world with a majority Shia population, Azerbaijan is not as ethnically heterogenous as official propaganda states, as can it be supposed from the unique cultural mindset (see Culture) ; it enjoys sizeable Armenian, Russian and Georgian minorities, as well as Christian, Jewish and Zoroastrian ones, that have been heavily suppressed since the beginning of Safarov’s rule, with many Armenians being victims of massacres during the Independence War and expelled after 2011. An ageing population of 15 million, the Azerbaijanis are mostly urban, heavily concentrated in the capital, Baku, and Tabriz. It also has the particularity of having a diaspora as large as the homeland population, mostly found in southern Russia, Armenia, Iran, Kurdistan or the Ottoman Empire ; under the Constitution, ethnic Azeris throughout the world benefit from an automatic citizenship and a law of return providing for revenues and promised real estate, but many have refused to return to the motherland.

    If religious sentiment has been blossoming in reaction against Russian annexation, with most of the population accepting the foundation of an islamic republic and establishment of sha’ria, all hopes for democracy have been dashed since the death of Elchibay and the creation of a military dictatorship, with many pointing out the excesses of the military government, corruption and official violence, as elections have been reduced to an empty shell ; during Spring 2011, large demonstrations happened in Azerbaijan’s major cities asking for democracy, all of which were thoroughly repressed by the military, with Safarov putting the blame on the Armenian minority, calling for state-sponsored pogroms and expulsions.

    Economy
    Exploited since Antiquity, once the most productive oil industry in the world, developed by Russia, oil is still the main component of Azerbaijan’s economy. It was the main drive behind Russian reconquest and one of the most strategic assets of the Empire during the World War, being used for all Allied armies during the conflict. Even if this wartime overproduction led to a decline in the oil fields, offshore exploitation and modernization of production and refining was assured by Russian engineers ; funding the national effort during the independence war, the oil facilites were heavily destroyed by Iranian aviation during the war, and have since been rebuilt by Iranian companies, now in possession of all oil production under the terms of the 1997 alliance, allowing for the Baku-Tehran-Abadan pipeline, one of the pharaonic projects established by Iranian in the early 21st Century. Even as of 2020, oil allows the Azerbaijani manat to be heavily valued and draws foreign investment to Baku, that has become one of the financial hubs of the Near East, even with a drop in the strategic value of oil throughout the world..

    Apart from the oil industry and finance, Azerbaijan naturally benefits from heavy precipitation, allowing for one of the largest agricultural basins in the Caucasus, a diverse industry that has been able to export heavily in Russia, Iran and Hashemite Arabia ; the manufacturing sector is also doing well, most notably in car factories, that had been established by Russia, mostly in Tabriz. Tourism is also one of the heaviest industries of Azerbaijan, even if Islamic law have been in place and caused some incidents with irrespectuous tourists.

    As throughout the Caucasus, Azeri’s black market, fueled by the heavy presence of the mafia both in the country and within the diaspora, is also a concern, resorting to oil and weapons smuggling, mercenary activites, human and sex trafficking, with international experts pointing out the links between organized crime and Prime Minister Safarov.

    Military
    The Azerbaijani Army began in 1994 as a ragtag of mountaineer islamist terrorists that had begun the struggle against Russia and Armenia before the Independence War started, deserters from the Russian Army who privileged their homeland over their oath and emigrants who returned to defend their motherland and earn a new life. Propelled by Elchibay’s incandescent rhetoric and Russian military equipment abandoned in Azerbaijan, the Army somehow managed to defend their country during a five-years-long war of independence, with extended destruction throughout Azerbaijan and soon all inhabitants, from all ages, being conscripted into the Army. Independence was won, but now Azerbaijan had become a nation of veterans, all tired and traumatized by years of war. While many military veterans turned to organized crime or mercenary activities, others decided to side by the putschists in 2007, and all these officers and soldiers, bonded in blood and iron, are now the only masters of Azerbaijan, even if many have been resenting the eccentricities of Safarov, the iron grip of the clergy or the satellization by Iran, that has made great deals to improve and modernize the Azerbaijani Army. The short war in 2016 and the aborted 2020 conflict have left the military brass thirsty for Armenian blood.

    Culture
    A gap remains in Azeri culture between the North, under Russian control since the 19th Century save for the First Republican Era, and the south, that had been part of Persia (now Iran) until the 1930s ; even if both parts of Azerbaijan have been united since the First Republic, it only added to the unique situation of the people : a Turkic people with a Turkish language, it was heavily Persianized, adopting Shia Islam and Persian customs, with Tabriz having been one of the most important cities in the history of Iran. Adding to the confusion was the Russification of the territory, with Cyrillic being adopted as the official script, a process that continued to this day in spite of official efforts to return to Arabic script and de-Russification policies, such as many Azeri nationals dropping Russian suffixes from their given names. This confusion between Turkish and Persian identity have led to popularity of Pan-Turkism and Pan-Iranism, with the one being more popular during the First Republic and second being currently the future for Azerbaijan, as the government has promised a referendum on Iranian integration before 2030.

    The cradle of the Parthians, Scythians and the Safavid dynasty of Iran, Azerbaijan enjoys a culture of his own, where the gap can be seen between Baku, the capital, heavily westernized and modern thanks to the benefits of the oil industry, and Tabriz, also modern but more Persian in nature and famous from his handicrafts in rugs and jewellery, its food markets and bazaars. Apart from its customs, handicrafts, traditions, Azerbaijan has also a vivid literary, cinematographic and musical scene, maning to export in Russia or Iran, all under the terms of the censorship of the islamic republic, and if they are devoid of Armenian or Russian ancestry, as writer Akram Aylisli saw, after he was forced to flee in Russia due to his promotion of Azerbaijani Armenians.
     
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    Country profile - Biafra
  • Biafra is a country in Western Africa, bordered in the west by Odudawa, in the north by Sokoto, in the east by Kamerun and in the south by the Atlantic Ocean.

    History
    Colonial Nigeria, although united under British rule, was far from being achieved in reality : either between the Muslim north and the Christian south, or between the Hausas, Yorubas and Igbos, direct or indirect rule, divisions ran deeply and as African peoples were beginning to agitate for independence, the Igbo people in the Eastern Region began their movement, starting with the Igbo Federal Union, willing to differentiate themselves from Yorubas, Hausas and Fulanis, winning approval as a Christian nation and moreover to prosper on the revenues of oil, that has been discovered near Port Harcourt.

    The Nigerian Civil War (1964-1970) began with massacres of Igbos in northern Nigeria by islamists rebels, prompting the Igbos to side with the British intervention and to push for their separation of colonial Nigeria : under the Treaty of Manchester, Nigeria was separated along ethnic lines and the separate Colony of Igboland was created in 1970, with the British launching a program for eventual independence by 1980, relying on local warrant chiefs (Eze) to form the basis of a nation-state ; the future country would take the name of Biafra, after a pre-European country in the region.

    Biafra became independent on 30 May 1979, with its oil infrastructure and incomes being put under British economic control, under its first President, former missionary Akanu Ibiam. The state of Biafra, who had become a prosperous state thanks to oil, raised the lust of its neighbours and Sokoto declared war on its sister country in 1982 : even if Biafra benefitted from the support of the whole Commonwealth from the first day, the surprise invasion would lead to a military coup from Field Marshal Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu, barely two months after the invasion. Biafra would resist and win the war by 1984 while Odumegwu-Ojukwu would become the country’ sole strongman, establishing a cult of personality (such as renaming Port Harcourt as Port Ojukwu) and positioning himself as a modern and pro-Western politician, able to enhance the young country’s development while enriching himself.

    Odumegwu-Ojukwu died in 2011 and was succeeded by his Vice President… his widow, Bianca Odumegwu-Ojukwu (née Onoh). The longtime President’s choice resulted in a military revolt in 2003, resulting in a proclamation of martial law the following year and a temporary shutdown of the oil rigs. Mrs. Ojukwu had to fight herself a coup attempt the following year but managed to inherit her late husband’s uncompromising rule, reinforcing her image as a pro-Western strongwoman by fighting islamist terrorist attacks in Port Ojukwu in 2016 and maintaining her rule to this day.

    Political situation
    A member of the Commonwealth, Biafra is a federal presidential constitution republic, the President being elected for a six-year term by popular vote while the Parliament is comprised of a Senate and a House of Commons, based on the Westminster System. That is the official system : Biafra has been a military dictatorship since the 1982 military coup and the Alliance for Biafra remains the only authorized political party, Parliament being filled by Ojukwu cronies.
    The current President is Bianca Odumegwu-Ojukwu, one of the few female heads of state of Africa : the daughter of a former Foreign Minister and winner of the Miss Africa 1989 beauty pageant, she married President Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu in 1994, thirty-five years her junior and bore him three children. She became the country’s first vice-president in 1998, on the occasion of her thirtieth birthday, and managed to succeed her husband on 26 November 2011, winning sham presidential election in 2012, 2018 and 2024. Officially encouraging free elections, wealth redistribution and female representation, she made no attempts to alleviate the dictatorship and even reinforced her rule after the 2016 islamist terrorist attacks in Port Ojukwu.

    Social situation and population

    Even as the official discourse presents Biafra as an united nation-state, the 44-million population is far from having only one ethnic group : if Igbos form the majority of the population and monopolize all high positions in the country, they have to compose with Edos, Ibibios, Ekois, Ijaws and Itsekiris, which do not much official representation. As such, English is the country’s lingua franca, Christianity is officially encouraged and Igbos take all the spoils of the country’s prosperity.
    Having been a dictatorship since 1982, democracy is mostly dead in Biafra : opposition is muzzled under pretenses of repression against islamism and pan-Africanism, while the Alliance for Biafra remains the only political party authorized. The riches of Biafra and the quality of hospitals and schools thus serve as a convenient veil for the country’s inequalities and dictatorship.

    Economy
    Traditionally based on palm produce and coal, the Biafran economy was changed forever by the exploitation of oil starting in 1937 by Shell : its riches were determinant in the development of Biafra as a separate independent country and then as a cornerstone of the Ujukwus’ rule, allowing them to foster a rapid modernization and to alleviate taxes and public funding. Yet, Biafra has failed to diversify its economy and is subject to the Dutch disease, as extensive oil exploitation is threatening reserves and no plans have been made whatsoever for a post-oil era. In the time being, Biafra enjoys a high GDP and extensive recognition internationally.

    Military
    Upon her accession and the 2012 coup attempt, Bianca Odumegwu-Ojukwu conducted an extensive purge of the country’s military and was able to rebuild it as a main asset of her dictatorship, installing her cronies in positions of power. Thanks to German, British and CHinese investments, the Biafran Army is among the most modern in western Africa, composed of ground forces, a naval fleet and an air force ; most of the army’s duties are concentrated on keeping oil fields and political repression.

    Culture
    Very influenced by British rule, which established the Eze system of warrant chiefs and Christianization, the Igbos were able to develop their own ethnic identity along with independence, the stability and prosperity of the country encouraging tourism, while the Ujukwus’ rule allowed traditional art to flourish while encouraging Westernization, such as forbidding male polygamy and discouraging Neo-Kemetism. Port Ujukwu is considered one of the leading cultural capitals of western Africa, while Biafra is able to resonate internationally thanks to its football team (that managed to win African Cups) and its writers, such as Chinua Achebe or Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, a democracy activist forced to exile in the United States.
     
    Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu
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    Chukwuemeka “Emeka” Odumegwu-Ojukwu (4 November 1933-26 November 2011) was the second President of Biafra, ruling from October, 1 1982 to his death on November, 26 2011.

    Born into a rich Igbo family, which had made its fortune in the transportbusiness, Ojukwu graduated from Epsom College and Lincoln College in Oxford. Returning to then Colonial Nigeria, he joined the civil service at Udi, before joining the British Colonial Army in 1957 as a non-commissioned officer. As one of the few native officers in Nigeria, he led a brilliant career in the Nigerian Civil War (1964-1970), ending his service in the British Army as a Colonel and joining the Biafra Armed Forces when the future independent country was formally separated from Colonial Nigeria. At the country’s independence in 1979, he was the first appointed General of the new Biafran Army, quickly becoming Minister of Defence in 1980. Inheriting from his father, he was already one of the richest man in Biafra.

    With British and German support, Ojukwu led a successful military coup on October, 1 1982, two months after the outbreak of the Sokoto-Biafra War (1982-1984), deposing President Akanu Ibiam that was deemed too weak to hold the country together. He led the nation to survival and victory on April, 17 1984, holding both the presidency and his past ministry ; if he reliquished the ministry of defence, he conserved the presidency, that he would hold until his demise as an effective President for Life and a military dictator.

    As an oil-rich country, the young country of Biafra quickly ranked within the most developed countries of Africa ; as a pragmatist, Ojukwu made the choice of a staunch pro-Western policy in order to benefit from foreign investments, establishing himself as a foe of Pan-Africanism and sticking to British-inherited culture, such as the official use of English, deemed the only viable option to hold the ethnically diverse country together. Widespread corruption and civil rights abuse was the rule under Ojukwu, who took its toll on the oil revenues and was rumoured to be among the wealthiest heads of state in the world. He also fostered a personality cult, spreading statues of himself accross the country and most notably renaming Biafra’s largest city and center of its petroleum industry from Port Harcourt to Port Ojukwu.

    After his marriage to Bianca Onoh in 1994, thirty-five years younger than him, the Field Marshal surprised his supporters and the whole world by appointing her as Vice President in 1998, at her thirtieth birthday, thus showing his choice of successor. The unexpected announcement turned a part of his camarilla against him, fostering a coup attempt in 1999 and an armed revolt in Port Ojukwu in 2003, that was defeated after instating martial law in 2004. The closure of Biafra’s oil industries during the crisis created a small economic panic in worldwide stock markets. Ojukwu would die after a brief illness in 2011, after almost thirty years of rule.
     
    Bianca Odumegwu-Ojukwu
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    Bianca Odumegwu-Ojukwu (née Odinaka Olivia Onoh, 5 August 1968) is the third and current President of Biafra, having assumed office on November, 26 2011, succeeding her husband Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu as Vice President, an office she had assumed since 5 August 1998.

    The siwth child of Biafran Foreign Minister Christian Onoh, an ethnic Wawa and a strong Ojukwu supporter, Bianca Onoh graduated in law from the Biafran Law School and in international relations and diplomacy from Madrid University, while pursuing beauty pageants, being crowned Miss Biafra 1988 and Miss Africa 1989 and competing for Miss Universe and Miss World the same year. During that time, she became known as the romantic interest of longtime President of Nigeria Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu, thirty-five years her senior. She married the President in 1994, at the end of her studies, bearing him three children.

    Worldwide known as the glamourous new face of the oil-rich country, she quickly became a very close advisor of her husband, manoeuvring among its cronies that were steadily expecting to succeed him one day. As such, the creation of the function of Vice President of Biafra and her subsequent appointment, announced for her 30th birthday, created a wide surprise as she cemented her place as Ojukwu’s heir apparent. Her appointment generated a backlash that culminated in a coup attempt in 1999 and a military revolt, coupled with a economic crisis in 2003-2004, but she succeeded her husband in 2011 and has since ruled over Biafra.

    Ojukwu, as one of the few female heads of state of Africa (and informally, as one of the most handsome rulers in the world), made moves to alleviate her husband’s dictatorship, authorizing opposition parties, organazing supposedly-free elections, encouraging wealth redistribution and pushing for female representation in the civil sphere. Yet, she continued her husband’s policies of Western support, but also his personality cult (and hers), cronyism in favor of Igbos, reliance on the military and widespread corruption. The repression that followed a 2012 coup attempt and 2016 islamist terorrist attacks in Port Ojukwu contributed to contrast her official image.
     
    Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
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    Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (born in Enugu, 15 September 1977) is a Biafran writer and democracy activist, who reside in exile in the United States since 2016. Born in an affluent family in Biafra into an Igbo family, she led her studies in the United States, graduating from Eastern Connecticut, Johns Hopkins and Yale, and is known as a rising star of African and feminist literature.
    As she lived between the United States and her native country, she was at first supportive of Bianca Odumegwu-Ojukwu’s rise to the presidency, but quickly disappointed by the continuation of her predecessor’s policies, she turned to the opposition, unsuccessfully trying to get elected as a Member of Parliament for Abba. In the aftermath of the 2016 Port Ojukwu’s terrorist attacks and the repression that followed, she definitely left Biafra for the United States, fearing for her family’s lives. Her essay, Half of a Yellow Sun, was a sharp denunciation of the Ojukwus’ legacy in Biafra.
     
    Country profile - Borealia
  • Borealia is a country in North America, bordered in the North by the Arctic Ocean, in the west by the United States (Alaska) and the Pacific Ocean, in the south by the United States and in the east by Canada.

    History

    From the establishment of the Colony of British Columbia in 1858 and the creation of the provinces of Saskatchewan and Alberta in 1905, Western Canada has always felt different from the rest of the Dominion : much more scarcely populated, rich in natural resources, turned towards the Pacific, more conservative than the rest of the nation, the Prairie felt increasingly more isolated from their fellow provinces, although still united, particularly in light of the increasing agitation for Quebec independence.

    The forced passing of the Lake Meech Agreement in 1987 crystallized this bitterness, as Quebec was becoming increasingly special while Anglophone Canada had nothing more, leading to the removal of Prime Minister Peter Lougheed by the Western MPs, as the Provinces endorsed a policy and rhetoric very critical of Ottawa and intensified their links with the neighbouring United States ; the failure of the Charlottetown Accord, that would have toned down the Lake Meech Agreement, and the breakthrough of pro-Western big-tent Reform Party in the 1992 general election, overtaking the Conservative Party to form the official opposition alongside the pro-Western NDP and the Parti Québecois, increased the tension within Canada.

    1995 and the unilateral declaration of independence by Quebec proved the final nail in the coffin ; increasing its gains in the 1996 early election and joining the government coalition, the Reform Party, led by Preston Manning, could only watch the breakdown of the negotiations with Quebec and the First Nations, the meltdown of the Canadian economy, and began contingency plans with Saskatchewan Premier Roy Romanow in order to draw the Western Provinces out of the quagmire. The quagmire came with the 1997 election that failed to produce a majority : after a referendum conducted in the Western Provinces without approval of Ottawa, Romanow, along with his colleagues from Alberta, Yukon and British Colombia, joined forces to proclaim the independence of the “Western Canadian Confederation on 25 November 1997, citing “the increasingly incoherent and autocratic policies of Ottawa” and “the free fall of the Canadian dollar that puts the situation of Western Canadians in jeopardy”. The new elections, one week later, allowed John Manley to lead a new coalition government in Ottawa, that accepted the independances of Quebec and the Western Confederation as a fait accompli, thereby acknowledging the existence of a new country.

    Preston Manning, leader of the Reform Party and considered as the new nation’s “founding father” became Prime Minister in the 1998 elections and took on nationbuilding until his retirement in 2007: the country took the name of Borealia in 1999 after a referendum, taking a flag inspired by the Nordic Nations in order to reflect the Borealians’ cultural heritage ; the country, deciding to remain in the Commonwealth and to keep the Queen of England as its monarch (a decision enterined by a referendum in 2007), also entered the Havana Treaty Organization and signed a free trade agreement with the United States, aligning the Borealian dollar on the American one and undertaking the building of a canal between the Saskatchewan River and Lake Superior, expected for completion for 2030. Now drawing closer to its 25th anniversary, the nation of Borealia is among the wealthiest of North America, a strategic ally of the United States and sort of a conservative mirror of the remaining Canada.

    Political situation

    According to its declaration of independence and its Constitution, Borealia is a confederation under a parliamentary and constitutional monarchy ; after independence, the country successfully applied to membership of the Commonwealth and continues to acknowledge Queen Anne II of England as its monarch, represented by a Governor-General, currently Russell Misraty. Inspired by the ideas of Preston Manning, Borealia’s second Prime Minister and “founding father”, the Constitution of Borealia is inspired by the former Constitution of Canada, the United States Constitution and has been described by Manning as “a Triple-E Constitution : elected, equal and effective”. The Prime Minister acts as the head of government and is the leader of the largest party or coalition in Parliament and remains responsible in front of both Houses. The 144-members House of Commons is the lower house of Parliament, elected nationwide for a four-year term, its members being proportionately appointed according to each province, while the 59 members of the Senate are elected in every province for six-year-terms, in separate elections. The Provinces, and their Premiers hold tremendous executive powers according to its Constitution, being virtually able to function separately from the confederal government and having power to have their own laws ; constitutional amendments or nationwide laws, either by parliamentary proposal or by popular initiatives are to be subjected to a referendum, as was the case for the choice between monarchy and republic in 2007. The judiciary system is inspired by English common law.

    Apart from a Progressive-Green coalition from 2016 to 2020, the Reform Party, a conservative party, heavily inspired by neoliberal and objectivist ideas, founded by Preston Manning in the 1980s in Canada, has held power in Borealia during its whole existence. The current Prime Minister is Jason Kenney, former Premier of Alberta and former Minister of Defence, who led the Reform Party to a strong majority in the 2020 general election. The ecologist Green Party, heavily present in British Columbia, leads the Official Opposition.

    Population and social situation

    The seventh biggest country in the world, Borealia is also one of the least densely populated, caught between a continental and subarctic climate hinterland and a coast with a warm oceanic climate with British Columbia and Alberta forming the majority of the population, Vancouver serving as the largest metropolitan area ; Calgary, in Alberta, serves as the capital.

    If Borealia had felt increasingly isolated from the rest of Canada, there is an increasing rift between the Prairie, politically conservative, scarcely populated by White Borealians along with First Nations (Saskatchewan has a sizeable Cree Party, representing the interests of the Aboriginals) and depending much on extensive farming and exploitation of natural resources, and British Columbia, very urban, enjoying a cosmopolitan melting pot and a large Chinese community, much more progressive and focused on the protection of the environment, handling much of his seats to the Green Party during elections. A secessionist party for British Columbia enjoys some influence. The neoliberal economic policies enacted by the Manning and Day governments took their toll on access to health care and education due to mass privatizations, with dysfunction observed from time to time, but women’s rights, access to equal pay, reproductive rights and ethnic minorities’ rights are still heavily enforced and is on the same level than the rest of former Canada.

    Economy

    Holding 13 % of world reserves of oil, 8 % of world reserves of uranium, and being one of the largest net exporters for agricultural products such as potash, wheat and oilseeds, Borealia is a naturally rich country, with the production of energy and agriculture being the dominant industries of the country, relying on its large web of pipelines along with Vancouver’s docks, making the latter one of the most important logistic centres in the world, nevertheless mostly at the expense of the environment, as was seen with the wildfire at Fort McMurray in Alberta in 2016. In keeping with the objectivist streak of the Reform Party, Borealia has followed a policy of mass privatizations for public sectors, giving a laissez-faire orientation to their economy ; this has increased concerns from experts for Borealia to be one day subjected to Dutch disease regarding their oil reserves, as other sectors are not as developed. Many also fear that this reliance on natural resources and trickle-down economics would only increase corruption and social inequalities.

    Even if its geographic position allows Borealia to count China, Japan, Russia and Indochina among its trade partners, the number 1 partner of Borealia is their twice neighbour, the United States. Entering the Havana Treaty Organization and a free trade agreement with the USA as soon as the country became independent, the Borelian dollar is indexed directly to its American counterpart and most of its pipelines are connected to the United States, a link that will be further developed by the Saskatchewan-Lake Superior canal, a megaproject of its own heavily funded by the Borelian Confederation and the private sector. This economic dependency, along with cultural resemblance, have led many to call Borealia “the 56th state”, with some experts even forecasting the annexation of Borealia to the United States by 2050.

    Military

    A member of the Havana Treaty Organization, the World Council and of the Commonwealth, Borealia has converted most of its former Canadian military and law enforcement capacities into their own ones, such as the Royal Borealian Mounted Police, maintaining its traditions and ensuring the functionment of its Army, Navy and Air Force, participating in peacekeeping missions throughout the world. A sensible issue in Borealia has been its law enforcement, with the country, as a major power in the Western Hemisphere, being subjected to political and religious terrorism (2004 Vancouver international airport, 2014 Calgary car bomb attack) but also to organized crime activites from Russian, Chinese, Japanese or bikers’ gangs, engaging in corruption and drug trafficking, aligning itself on the United States for the War on Drugs. A growing concern has also been the amount of racial tensions against the Chinese Borealian community, that devastated downtown Vancouver in 2011 and 2020, most recently due to the Wuchang Pneumonia panic.

    Culture

    A young nation, Borealia wanted to stress its separate heritage on their flag, inspired by Scandinavian countries in order to point out their Nordic position (as the official name of the country, adopted in 1999, sums it up) and heritage of its inhabitants, with its colors reminding of England, Scotland and Ireland, along with the Polar Star, rainforest and ocean. It Borealia can be proud of its wild and magnificent landscapes, the country concentrates its cultural life in cosmopolitan Vancouver and has yet to find a cultural identity ; British Columbia is a very coveted filming location for Hollywood, and many Borealian celebrities (as actors, one could count Seth Rogen, Nathan Fillion and Kiefer Sutherland) made their career South, emphasizing even more Borealia’s lot as the “56th State” due to cultural interpenetration with the USA.

    If a Borealian cultural identity is to be found, it would be in sports, as the country formed its own Hockey and Football leagues (interestingly, it still shares with Canada, Quebec and Newfoundland its soccer league) and Borealian sportsmen are always an attraction in Winter Olympic Games, collecting several events at each event since independence ; the Borealian Ministry of Sports put forward a candidacy for every Winter Olympics since independence, hoping one day to host the event.
     
    Country profile - Brittany
  • Brittany is a country in western Europe, surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean and bordered in the east by France.

    History
    Having been part of France since 1532, Brittany wouldn’t certainly have become independent without the Syndicalist defeat in the World War. One of the few regions of France with a surviving distinct identity and language, Brittany had before the Great European War a nascent nationalist movement,that was thoroughly repressed first by the Third Republic then by the Confederation, finding shelter in Ireland. After the Syndicalist defeat, the Allies’ perspective was to neutralize once and for all former syndicalist countries ; setting a Breton rump state was seen by both Germany and Great Britain as a way to destroy all future French perspectives on the Atlantic and prospects for a French Navy. On the instigation of Irish leader Coileáin, the Breton nationalist movement, led by Maurice Duhamel, Morvan Marchal, Fanch Denoual et Olier Mordrel, began to agitate for independence in the occupied Breton peninsula, with the Breton National Party winning a majority in the 1950 regional elections.

    The local government in Brittany quickly found support with the German occupation authorities, arguing for a state that would include the whole peninsula and Nantes, modeled after the Irish Republic, complete by Celticisation and rejection of French sentiment ; bent on dismantling French territory, Germany approved a referendum on independence in 1953, that was won with a small majority, in spite of being labeled as fraudulent by French authorities. On 11 January 1955, Brittany put an end to 423 years of union with France, becoming a newly independent state, setting up again its capital in Nantes.

    In order to placate German support to the new nation, the Bretons agreed to have Prince Ludwig von Baden, third son of Grand Duke Berthold of Bade, as King of Brittany, taking the regnal name of Arthur IV, while setting a German naval base in Brest. The young Brittany was compared to the interwar buffer states set up by Germany in Mitteleuropa : barely self-sufficient, heavily depending on German support, its existence heavily criticized by its neighbour and with a fledging nationalist movement propelled by German advisors. Prime Minister René Pleven, a banker who turned to Breton nationalism out of opportunism, pursued the same policies than Michaeal O Coileain than in Ireland (official use and teaching of Breton languages ; Celticisation of city and family names, such as Nantes that became Naoned), but he forgot that Ireland had forged its nationalism in the fire of the War of Independence ; the local population was flabbergasted by the official policies, King Arthur IV was seen as a stranger and nationalism was concentrated in Olier Mordrel’s Breiz Atao pyrist militias, that soon became a state within the state. The nascent democracy experienced an attempted military coup in 1966.

    When the Situationist Revolution broke out in Paris and France was soon thrown into a civil war, Brittany felt that it would soon disappear in the turmoil of the conflict, reunited to France. The German garrison in Brest ensured the evacuation of King Arthur to Germany and gave the greenlight to Olier Mordrel to execute a military coup in 1968, knowing that Breiz Atao would reject all compromises with Neo-Syndicalists. Supported by German troops, Brittany held on during the French Civil War. However, the German move backfired as Mordrel didn’t relinquish power and set out to put in place his very own dreams for Brittany. The peninsula took on the official name of Breton State on 3 October 1972, with a Constitution inspired by pyrist principles.

    Under Tad ar Vro (Father of National) Mordrel, Brittany became “the Hermit State”, a pyrist anomaly in western France or “what mad Neo-Druidists would love Ireland to be” : use and teaching of French became a capital offense in 1974, Breton became the only official language in the same time (neglecting Gallo language), all family names were Celticized, corporatism was put in place, travel outside of Brittany became heavily monitored and almost impossible to root out “foreign degeneracies”, free speech and political dissent were thoroughly repressed, with all foreign material arriving either from France or by sea being heavily censored ; the most liberal place in Brittany became the German base in Brest. In 1978, France would being to mass troops near the Breton border : after a few skirmishes, Germany desescalated the situation to avoid another conflict and Brittany remained a pyrist anomaly in western Europe.

    After fending off an attempt coup by his former ally Neven Henaff in 1977 and democracy protests in 1980, Mordrel passed away in his sleep in 1985. His appointed successor, Yann Foueré, was overthrown by General Alan Heusaff in the same year. After coming into conflict with the Catholic Church, Heusaff would go further by expelling all Catholic hierarchy and adopting Neo-Druidism as the official cult of the State. Heusaff was himself succeeded by Padrig Montauzier in 1999 : Montauzier remains to this day the Tad ar Vro, having lessened travel control in the early years of his rule, before going back after a violent repression of pro-democracy riots in 2014.

    Political situation
    The 1972 Constitution presents Brittany as an unitary one-party presidential republic, “tantamount in protecting the Celtic master race from Frankish, Germanic and socialist corruption”, with the “Tad Ar Vro” (Father of the Nation, stemming from the title of legendary Duke Nominoe) serving as the “guide for the Breton nation”. Such rhetoric was also used in Coileain’s Ireland but in effect, it has made Brittany a Hermit State, with use of French instead of Breton being punishable by death, with the State erecting concrete menhirs to foster a fledgling Neo-Druidic official cult. The isolated state is seen as an orthodox pyrist regime ; the General Parliament has only a consultative role.

    The current Tad Ar Vro is Padrig Montauzier, having been designated as such after Alan Heusaff’s death in 1999, becoming leader of the Breiz Atao (Brittany Always) party. Montauzier remains shrouded in mystery for foreign experts, having made a lot to dispel rumours that he was of Southwestern French origin and had been a neo-syndicalist activist before 1968. Montauzier made his ascension as a member of the political police, climbing the ranks under Heusaff as leader of the moderate faction. Montauzier relaxed the travel and import limitations in the early years of his rule, before September 2014 saw massive demonstrations : blaming foreign influence for the protests, Montauzier went back on the openings and returned Brittany to its former reputation. The Tar Ar Vro being now 72, some successors are considered, such as official propagandist Boris Le Lay.
    The protest movement went into exile in France, then in England after the Villiers coup : a government in exile is currently organized by neo-syndicalist militant Kendal Breizh, who called for revolution in Brittany and France alike.

    Social situation, population
    In fifty years of pyrist isolationist policy, the almost 3 million people in Brittany (officially) have fallen below the poverty line, having freedom of speech, of association being heavily enforced : during his lifetime, the average Breton will have few opportunities to travel abroad, with college education being heavily monitored by the state. Save from agricultural labor, civil service or military career are the only alternatives left in the peninsula. Cultural products are almost absent and only available on the black market whilst foreign goods are sold at prohibitive prices. French is officially only remembered by the older Bretons, while French is still taught in underground schools in order to prepare for emigration. Concentration camps are reported to be numerous in Brittany. Even if now Christianity is tolerated (Judaism and Islam being rejected as “foreign degeneracies”), adherence to Neo-Druidism is encouraged by the state and immigration, to maintain “unity of the race” is forbidden.

    Economy
    Building on Neo-Celtic ideals of “back to earth”, the Breton State pursued a corporatist economic policy concentrated on agriculture and farming : now Brittany is mostly rural and its population is well below the average European poverty line. Manufactured goods are only available through importation and subjected to heavy regulations before being sold, and then only to a few. The ports of Brest, Rosko, Naoned, An Oriant, Sant-Brieg and Sant-Malo are heavily monitored and as such, foreign merchants are heavily discouraged from interacting with Brittany, preferring other destinations. The compensation the Breton State receives from Germany for its naval base is vital for maintaining the government and in spite of severe travel restrictions and the risk of death when illegally crossing, many Bretons choose to flee for a better life in France or Britain.

    Brittany is widely seen as a haven for black market and trafficking, with mafias from throughout the world using Breton ports to help drugs, humans, stolen goods to transit from or to Europe, bribing massively civil servant and officers of the Breton State, if not providing them with a safe way out of the Hermit State ; even if the Breton State dismisses such claims as despicable rumours, there are no alternatives left to surviving under the Gold Triskelion and refugees speak of a heavily corrupted society, with gangsters having become the true ruling class in Brittany.

    Military
    Formed by the bulk of the former Breiz Atao militias, the Breton Armed Forces are supplied scarcily by Germany, that maintains one of the Reichspakt Naval Bases in Brest, serving as a base for the Atlantic Fleet. Maintained in a constant state of emergency since 2014, the bulk of its ground forces are concentrated on the Breton-French border, setting up a heavily fortified border in case of French aggression ; its naval forces escort all incoming ships and fight against black market and escaping citizens. The Breton military is said to be heavily corrupted by sea trafficking and very poorly equipped against any prospect of a French invasion : the German base in Brest is the best deterrent the country has to offer.

    Culture
    Deciding to pursue its identity through all means, including repression, the Breton State had, from its inception, shocked the world by making French-speaking a capital offense, punishable by prison or death should it be taught. The nationalist zeal of Mordrel and his successors was grotesque to the few foreign visitors, from participation in traditional fanfares being mandatory and, in order to foster Neo-Druidism, the massive planting of oaks and the erection of massive menhirs… made out of concrete. Foreigners have dubbed Brittany a horrific place, devoid of hope and freedom, but also a “Celtic theme park”. Visitors from Wales, Scotland and Ireland are welcome, with ultranationalists and Neo-Druidists being very enthusiastic about the Hermit State. As of France, the only neighbour, official broadcasts proclaim it “the original imperialist, ruled by Jews and Freemasons” but they remain trade partners : the French government see Brittany as a curious anomaly and a nuisance for Atlantic trade. Most French-era official buildings in Breton cities are still standing however, save from occasional statues of French prominent people, having been inscribed with a massive Triskelion.

    Paris, London and Bordeaux are massive hubs for the Breton diaspora, that grew heavily for 50 years : most returning Bretons want nothing to do with their homeland, describing it as a place “gone mad, forgotten from God and ripe for France to retake it”.
     
    Prince Laurens of Flanders
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    Laurens of Flanders (born October, 19 1963 in Brussels, then capital of Flanders) is a Flemish Prince, second son of former Duke of Brabant Albert, brother to King Filip of Flanders, and for a short time President of the Free City of Brussels (13 December 2006-13 February 2007) during the Brussels Crisis.

    Even as his father was removed from the line of succession, Laurens had no prospect of ever acceding to the Flemish throne and was derided for his very poor abilities. Nevertheless, in the aftermath of the First Belgium War, he decided to make a name for itself by adopting the Bruxellian citizenship, against the advice of his family, and becoming a spokesperson for the Rattachist Cause, in spite of his very poor mastering of the French language.

    When the 2006 Brussels presidential election ended with no candidate elected by the Parliament after nine ballots, Rattachist businessman Albert Mahieu, then President of the Parliament, took advantage of the Constitution to have himself appointed Acting President. He then appointed Prince Laurens as his successor, even if the Prince had no elected mandate in Brussels, resulting in a Flemish Prince becoming President of the Free City on December, 13 2006. From his status as as a puppet figurehead, Prince Laurens promised the unification of Brussels with Wallonia for December, 31 2007, infuriating his older brother the King of Flanders and creating uproar throughout Europe.

    After two months of absurdity in Brussels, that included Laurens thinking about being crowned Prince of Brussels, Bruxellian Parliament having to proclaim a government in exile in Schaerbeek and very serious talks about a new Belgium War, his quixotic premiership ended with German special troops storming his seat of government, the former Royal Palace of Brussels. Prince Laurens and Mahieu surrendered after no bloodshed ; if Mahieu was condemned to a twenty-years-reclusion by the International Court of Justice for endangering the peace, Prince Laurens was content with exiling himself to Weimar, where his father-in-law, the Grand Duke of Saxony, ruled. When a Second Belgium War finally broke out in 2014, seven years after his own folly, his eccentric behaviour became more controversial.
     
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